Racist Pedophile on Parade: csmith@mail.inlink.com

I recently began receiving mail from someone who goes by the nom de jerkweed of Chris Smith, email address csmith@mail.inlink.com. (Anyone want to lay odds that that's not his real name?) This man believes that pedophilia is natural and wholesome, that kids need a little sexual attention from adults now and then (whether or not they're hurt by such attention is, in his words, "a matter of technique"), and that people of African descent are, by genetic design, criminally immoral and inferior. But don't take my word for it...

Chris' original message said something to the effect that the Constitution guarantees the right to bear arms, and then said:

2) Guns don't kill people. Niggers do.

Chris went on to inform me that that slogan came from a bumper sticker posted in a Klansmen-owned barber shop, one I'm sure Chris frequents. I wonder if those good ole boys know about Chris' sexual preferences and what he's probably doing to their sons and daughters? Being a good ole boy myself, and judging from the fact that Chris is still breathing, I'd say not.

But I digress...

My response was highly emotional, I admit that. I made a choice comment about his parentage and the sexual preferences of his family, then said:

Let's just say your diminished brain capacity, sloping forehead, splayed feet, nonexistant chin, and thick, hairy knuckles are probably the result of too few branches in the old family tree. Yup, in your case, the ole gene pool could have used a hard dose of chlorine.

Oh, I could go on and on about my personal opinions about Chris' heritage and family environment, but I'm sure you've already got the gist. Chris got himself all worked up and wrote:

I pride myself, as do many of my friends, on being a WHITE person.

Now, at this point, I feel kinda sorry for ole Chris. Don't you? I'm kinda tan myself... well freckled actually. I imagine if all my freckles held hands, then I'd be downright brown. But white? Uh uh, not even close. How horrible that must be. I'll bet people stare. But then, when you live under a rock, you don't see much sun...

Your comments about diminished brain capacity, sloping forehead, splayed feet, nonexistent chin, and thick, hairy knuckles perfectly describes those who you defend-the Negro.

Don't you _dare_ argue that blacks commit 18 times the crimes that white do. Don't you _dare_ argue that they are less intelligent. If you do, I'll shove so much evidence for my point up your ass you'll be blowing it out your nose.

While I'm certain, based on other messages I've received from Chris, that he's an expert on the insertion of foreign objects into strangers' orifices, I wouldn't DREAM of arguing that African-Americans are less intelligent, since I know that race and skin color don't decide a person's intelligence one bit. Nor would I argue that African Americans are predisposed to committing crimes.

Ok, so Chris is also grammatically impaired and meant to say I shouldn't argue against these suppositions. I normally don't kick a man when he's down, but when he's stupid...

Folks, I may reply to Chris, and then again I may not, but I certainly don't want to deny you the chance to take a few swings at ole Chris yourself. Feel free to write Chris at:

csmith@mail.inlink.com

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