Todd's Views: Illegal Immigration


George Bush rushed off to spend every penny this country has, emptying its pockets into the corporate friends of George Bush and the Bush family, to wage a war, any war, on whatever country and for whatever reason without regard to the needs of this nation, and those needs can be summed up in a word: security. And to secure this nation, the very first thing that needs to be done is to seal up our borders and carefully screen those coming in.

This is not, as so many have opined, a slap to immigrants to this country. It will, though, cause a lot of difficulty for those coming into the country illegally. And it should. Because the people that we want most to stop are counting on being able to slip in undetected, and if that's as easy as learning Spanish and cross the southern border in the dead of night, then our first front against invasion by terrorists is seriously deficient.

At the same time we have to recognize that we have a tacit welfare program set up for the citizens in Mexico and their failed economy. The Mexican government's best solution for their crappy economic policies is to print and pass out leaflets explaining how to get across the border and find jobs here. Stupid, but true.

So here's what I would do:

  • Seal the borders. Build a wall on the southern and northern borders, multiply the number of border patrol by some very large number and put them on that wall. Shut it down hard.
  • Pass legislation that penalizes anyone aiding or abetting an illegal immigrant with specific fines and jail time. I think an employer should have to pay a fine equal to the amount they would have paid that individual at 40 hours a week for 50 weeks a year.
  • Ramp up, as quickly as possible, a screening system that uses all the latest technology to identify an individual and bring up their records in real time.
  • Put a guest worker program in place immediately to allow people who come here for work but do not wish to become citizens to obtain access to our country and the jobs they can find here.
  • Build really large, ugly prisons for housing people that come into the country illegally. Hold them long enough to make them wish they hadn't bothered. Then dump them back across the border.
  • Once the wall and guest worker program are in place, give everyone in this country illegally 72 hours to report to a specially built and staffed processing center to get them signed up for the guest worker program right away.
  • After that 72 hour period, round up everyone who is in the country illegally and put them in prison.
  • I have nothing against immigrants -- we're a nation of them, after all -- but let's not be stupid about this. This isn't a racist issue, it's a security issue, a legal issue, and a citizen's rights issue. We need to secure our borders for now and all time against those that would infiltrate us and attack from within. This is a necessary step, and part of the world we now live in thanks to the terrorists.

    But don't come into this country illegally and then dare to protest in the streets of American waving the flag of another nation and demanding rights, jobs, healthcare, and education. First off, if you come into this country illegally, you're not a citizen, you're an invader. You don't have rights here. You waving a foreign flag is just making it easier for me to aim.

    You got a problem with it? Write Bin Laden. According to most reports, he's busy dying of old age in Pakistan somewhere.