May 2000

Todd For President

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Elian Gonzalez

For the first time since I started my site, a topic has come up that I've received more email about than my Anti-Ford page. I've been asked numerous times about my position on Elian. Look, it's really simple. Parents have rights above all others concerning their kids. So long as the child is not being physically or psychologically harmed, the parent's decisions are the law. So what makes this case different? The father, whether we agree with him or not, wants his son in his custody and wants to take him home.

Kudos to Janet Reno, the woman that put the "general" back in "Attorney General", for going in and getting the kid from his fame-seeking relatives and the wacko that pulled Elian out of the sea in the first place. She upheld the law in fine form.

No one, and I mean no one, should think they have any rights to that boy that override the rights of the father. Now, it's also true that the whole thing became the cause celebe that it did because the media played it up so big, and the politicians involved have gotten a LOT of mileage out of it. But you boil it down to the right and wrong of it and you have an extremely young illegal immigrant whose sole surviving biological parent wants physical custody and the means to bring the boy back to his home country. When in history has such a simple scenario been blown so hugely out of proportion? I say shame on the media for using their power to recklessly magnify the import of the boy's plight and by so doing adversely affect the boy's life and development. And I say shame on the politicians and shame on the "loving" relatives who would deny the father-child bond and the parental rights of the father for no other reason except to get a little air time.


Million Mom March

Yesterday, Mother's Day 2000, saw the "Million Mom March" in Washington. The Moms are for mandatory trigger locks on all guns and required registration and licensing of all gun owners. At the same time, a group called "Sisters of the Second Amendment" marched against gun control legislation.

A simple tally, for the purpose of illuminating the most important aspect of the "Million Mom March" for Congressional members who are unclear on which side of the gun control issue they should stand:

For gun control: roughly 500,000.
Against gun control: 2,500.

Nuff said.


Paula Jones in Penthouse

The title says it all. Her mother must be so proud.

Maybe someone can explain this to me. Why do women thrust into the limelight end up on the pages of some skin mag when the limelight begins to fade? Is that 15 minutes of fame so horrifically addictive that they'll give up the last shreds of their dignity to preserve it for only a moment longer? I don't get it...

Microsoft - Impudent Child

(WARNING: For nerds...) Microsoft entered it's proposed final judgement in the antitrust case that it recently lost. Basically, proposed final judgements give the defendent and the plaintiff a chance to suggest what the final outcome to a case should be. It's like one sibling saying the child that's in trouble should get a world-class spanking and the other saying that it should get a slap on the wrist. By stating that the remedy prescribed by Judge Jackson be limited to forcing Microsoft to allow competing software to be bundled with computers sold by OEMs, Microsoft is not only saying it should get a slap on the wrist, it should be given carte blanche, again, to all the sweets in the cupboard and be allowed to take over any of the other kids rooms and all their toys anytime it wants.

Give me a break.

(Ahem)...

Your Honor, Thomas Penfield Jackson,

Please give Microsoft the butt-whuppin' it so righteously deserves. By the very tone of its final arguments and proposed final judgement, it should be more than clear that Microsoft will engage in *exactly* the same, and perhaps worse, behaviour as it has displayed in the past. Make no mistake, unless the company is broken up so that the applications are permanently separated from the operating system, unless Microsoft is forced to disclose all APIs in the operating system used by its applications, unless Microsoft is disallowed in perpetuity from enforcing restrictions on OEMs, unless Microsoft is likewise disallowed from diluting competing brand names and technologies by producing hamstrung versions of the same and/or giving these products away for free, Microsoft will once again trod roughshod over justice and fair competitive practice and thereby reap the rewards of snubbing the justice system. The precedent you set today will govern the tone of the software industry for many years to come.

Thank you for your time,

Joe Public


Davis - Semi-Useful Suck-Up

Here in California, Gray Davis has taken the $13 billion surplus and divvied it up like so:

  • $1.8 billion for additional school funding
  • $1.7 billion for rebates to tax payers
  • $9.5 billion for ... ?
  • $1.8 billion for schools, plus the proposed income tax exemption for teachers, is a good start. Not great, and California is still WAY below the national average for school spending, but it's okay. It's real purpose, besides sucking up to voters with cool albeit less than adequate effort was to quell a teacher's union movement to put a ballot measure out that would force California to raise school spending to the national average. And heaven knows, we wouldn't want kids *that* smart, would we?! Kudos to the teachers for putting pressure on the governor to do his job; too bad they didn't continue to press him for more

    As for the rebates, which amount to $150 for single tax filers, $300 for couples: another suck-up. I say, take my rebate and give it to the schools. Davis, you moron, stop throwing pennies at me and give my kids a better future! I'll be taking my check and signing it over to the PTA or something school related. Of course my $300 won't cover much -- $1.8 billion would have -- but I'll put it back where it belongs.


    Stay tuned for more...