Teenage Catholic Ninja Girls
10/31/2003:
Today on the news, a flasher exposed himself to a group of
Catholic school girls. The girls chased him down and kicked the stuffing out of him!
OHMIGOD! That's BEAUTIFUL!
Rudy Susanto, a 25 year old known sexual predator, had apparently
exposed himself to girls at St. Maria Goretti School before. Well, this time,
with the help of some neighbors nearby, the girls fought back. After a
brief chase, 20 girls caught up with him and hit and kicked him. He
was taken to a local hospital to deal with his injuries. As the girls
took their revenge, Robert Lemons, one of the neighbors that helped to
catch Susanto, said, "The girls came and started kicking him and punching him,
so I wasn't going to stop them."
Man, that's the best news I've heard all week. I would pay good money
for a video of that. HAHA!!!
To the girls of St. Maria Goretti School in Philadelphia, a huge high
five to each and every one of you! And Robert Lemons, you are a frikkin'
modern day hero! Among other things, Susanto was charged with corrupting
the morals of a minor. Y'know, I don't think these ladies' morals have
been corrupted in the least -- their moral compasses are tuned just right.
When a pedophile tries to make you his victim, FIGHT BACK!
Fantastic...
George W. Bush, Jr.: Ok, So He's Evil *And* Stupid
10/31/2003:
Also in the news, a clip of the Monkey-Faced-Frat-Boy was played
where he lamented the hold up of the Pickering's judicial appointment.
He felt that it was time for those who opposed
Pickering to leave behind politics in favor of justice.
What a damned hypocrite.
Ok, so let's review: Charles Pickering is known primarily for his
opposition to civil rights protections including the Miranda rights,
his support for a Constitutional Amendment banning abortion, and his support
for a ban on interracial marriage, and his latest debacle came in form
of his pressure on federal prosecutors to go easy on a cross burner.
Hey BUSH! You jackass, do you really think politics has anything
to do with this moron's failure to be approved by the Senate Judiciary
Committee? Pull your head out of your oil covered butt and MOVE ON.
Not that we can count on him doing that, moving on that is. The pattern
is clear from his appointments:
- Priscilla Owens: Anti-Choice, anti-environment, anti-worker's rights.
- Miguel Estrada: Anti-Choice, refuses to answer quenstions posed by the Senate Judiciary Committee.
- Jeffrey Sutton: Anti-civil rights, anti-women's rights
- Carolyn Kuhl: Anti-Choice, anti-civil rights, anti-environment.
- William Pryor: Anti-Choice, anti-women's rights, anti-worker's rights.
- James Leon Holmes: Anti-Choice, anti-women's rights, anti-rape victim's rights.
The MFFB doesn't just associate with these people, he supports them and even
nominates them to high judicial posts. So tell me, people, is this really
the (cough) man you thought you were electing? Does he represent you and your
interests? And don't you dare point to the war in Afghanistan and tell me
he was the right man for the job. Mozo the Hare-Lipped Clown could have run
that war -- outrage for 9/11 was universal, and once the President said "Go",
the generals ran the war. My fucking cat could have done the Presidential duty
in that situation.
California Recall Election: Redux
10/31/2003:
Geez, sometimes it's just no fun being so danged intelligent...
Arnold won, hands down. The Repubs are ecstatic. And California
as a whole has lost. Same ole same ole.
Well, Arnold, here's some advice: if any tough, unpopular decisions
have to be made, and there's no way to come out looking good, just
pack your bags. We here in California don't tolerate anything but
good news. And if you do slip, I will personally lead the drive
to have you recalled. Because dang it, that's the California way!
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George W. Bush, Jr.: He's Not Stupid; He's Evil
10/1/2003:
How I hate George W. Bush Jr., aka Monkey Faced Frat Boy (MFFB); let me count the ways:
- Reneged on several peace and alliance treaties, including the ABM Treaty
- Severely damaged the U.N.'s credibility
- Violated the Geneva convention by denying inspectors access to POWs
- Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any President
in history,
yet ignored massive domestic and international protests against
the Iraqi war.
- Turned the world's sympathy after 9/11 into outrage and
resentment in only a year and a half
- Personally pushed to take away more freedoms and liberties from
the American public than any other President in history,
to the point, according to the
Supreme Court, of violating the U.S. Constitution which
he is sworn above all else to uphold and protect
- Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history
and in less than two years sent the economy into
a tailspin it still has not yet begun to recover from
- Took the biggest budget surplus in U.S. history and
set all time records for deficit spending,
exactly as he did when a Texas governor.
- At least one DUI, although it's hard to know exactly
how many since his Texas driving record has been erased
- AWOL from National Guard, deserter during time of war
- Refuses to answer questions about drug use
- Nearly all official records of his tenure as governor of
Texas have been secreted away and are not available to
the public
- All SEC investigation records
into his insider trading and
bankrupt companies have been sealed
- All minutes of meetings he attended as a member of the board
for public corporations have been sealed
- First President to enter office with a criminal record
- First to refuse UN election inspectors access to an American election
- Withdrew U.S. ratification of the World Court (ICC)
- Appointed more convicted criminals to administration position than
any other President. Today Mrs. Bush was quoted as saying, "My
husband wants the very highest ethics in the White House." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- Set the all-time record for the number of
administration appointees that violated U.S. law by not
selling their investments in corporation bidding for
government contracts
- Changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.
- Claimed during the Presidential debates that he would not
do "nation building", and is now asking for $87 billion
for "nation building"
- Refused to sign the Kyoto Accord, citing papers written by
sham "scientists" and rejecting decades of peer reviewed work
by the world's most respected researchers.
- Lied to Congress using documents which had already been identified
as fake in order to sway opinion and get approval for a needless war
against a powerless dictator
- He's handing our natural resources, our preserves, our parks, our
treasures, over to companies world-reknowned for destroying the
environment and poisoning animals and people.
- He broke his promise to our elderly and is pillaging Social Security.
- He's spent the first budget surplus in 50 years by giving the top 1%
of the richest people and corporations in America huge tax breaks,
including but by no means limited to cutting stock dividend taxes
- He instructed the judicial branch to find some other remedy besides
breaking up Microsoft
- Blackmailed Congress into passing legislation opening Alaskan park
reserves for oil drilling by withholding funds for renewable energy
sources.
I've got more, but my fingers are getting tired... I sincerely hate
that jackass. I hate what he's done to our country, I hate that he's
personally responsible for the deaths of our soldiers who are fighting
a war that wasn't necessary. I hate that he'll do anything to accrue
political currency, then he'll spend that currency to enrich himself.
He's evil, plain and simple.
California Recall Election: Predictions
10/1/2003:
As I stated yesterday,
I think Ahnold will be the Governator. Which is sad because, unlike our
last actor/governor, Ronald Reagan, Ahnold doesn't have the political
experience. It's like calling a plumber to perform brain surgery.
I'm not crazy about Bustamonte, but he's a career politician and
has more applicable experience by far. I actually favor Huffington,
but she's not doing too well in the polls in spite of being the
most intelligent candidate I've seen in a long time.
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