Cheney: Dictator In The Making
12/22/2005:
Dick Cheney, who has been fighting throughout his career for expansion
of Presidential powers, was quoted in an interview as saying that,
"It's Article 2 that specifically indicates, spells out the presence of the
Commander in Chief. And he is sworn to support and defend the
Constitution of the United States, and defend it against all enemies
foreign and domestic."
Now, for those of you that don't have a copy of the Constitution handy,
let me relate the only portion of Article 2 that Mr. Cheney could possibly
be referencing:
"The President shall be the Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the
United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into
the actual service of the United States; he may require the opinion, in
writing, of the principal officer in each of the executive departments, upon
any subject relating to the duties of their respective office, and he shall
have power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States,
except in cases of impeachment."
Article 2 also covers how the President is elected, his qualifications,
Presidential succession, his salary, the Oath of Office, impeachment,
etc., but the Commander in Chief designation is clearly what Cheney is
talking about. And y'know, I don't see anywhere in there where it says,
"And he can throw out this document and write the rules as he goes along
if anyone, even a bunch of nut-jobs, attacks American soil." Nope, I've
looked it over a few times, and I don't see that anywhere, especially in
Article 2.
In addition, Cheney thinks the War Powers Act, which in effect clearly
defines and curbs the powers of the President, goes too far and needs to
be thrown out. He feels that the President should have near-dictatorial
power during wartime. Which, given the nature of terrorism, would be for
the rest of our lifetimes.
Cheney, you're a tool. I don't want any President to be able to wield
dictatorial power over me, my family, or any other American. Period.
Go crawl back under your rock, you freak...
ANWR Drilling Killed
12/22/2005:
Senator Ted Stevens, a Republican (surprise!) from Alaska, had tried to
attach a rider allowing drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to a bill
for defense spending, Hurricane Katrina relief, and heating oil cost
relief for the poor. The Democrats -- defenders of all that is good and
right in the world for the last 6 years -- as well as a pretty decent number
of Republicans who still believed in doing the right thing filibustered the
bill, effectively killing it.
Stevens, who could care less whether the beauty of Alaska is preserved
for future generations, stomped his feet, pouted, and declared he was
taking his ball and going home.
Jose Padilla: The Fly In The Ointment
12/22/2005:
Jose Padilla, a small time crook turned Muslim turned Al Qaeda trained
Islamic terrorist wannabe, was intercepted in Chicago and sent to New York
as a material witness in a terrorist probe. He had been incarcerated but
not charged. His attorney was going to fight the extended incarceration,
but two days before he could have his case heard, Bush zapped him with the
label "enemy combatant" and he was suddenly stripped of all his rights as
a U.S. citizen and sent to a naval brig in South Carolina.
Now the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has blocked the move of Padilla,
who has been detained for more than three years in U.S. military custody,
to civilian custody in Florida, where he now faces terrorism conspiracy
charges. The ruling questioned Bush's "credibility before the courts."
The came in response to a brief filed by Padilla's attorneys in which they
held that the Bush administration has consistently "manipulated" courts to
evade judicial review of its controversial handling of the case.
The court said that the government's actions have left "the impression that
Padilla may have been held for these years, even if justifiably, by
mistake."
By mistake.
Held in prison for three years "by mistake."
Labeled an enemy combatant by King George and slapped behind bars, all
freedoms extinguished at the whim of one man, "by mistake."
Dang.
Bush has to be stopped. He has to be impeached. He simply cannot be
trusted witht he powers he has, the powers he thinks he has, and the
powers he knows he probably doesn't have but can bully others into
pretending he has. This dude's just plain dangerous. We have to get
rid of him and his entire administration as soon as possible and start
the process of reversing every single thing he did during his term.
Bush: The Spy Within The White House
12/22/2005:
Judge James Robertson left the court overseeing the government's
electronic surveillance, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance
Act (FISA) Court, in protest over the revelation that Bush had
essentially obviated the court with his executive order.
As it turns out, the editors of the New York Post had this story
a year ago and were called into the Oval Office where they were
sternly encouraged not to run it. That's about the same time
that Bush suspended the order. So, when caught, he jerks his hand
out of the cookie jar and bullies the kid that saw him into not
telling on him. Nice.
Of course, now that the news has hit the fan, he's decided to
renew the executive order, as if to say, "Look, I was going to
stay the course, but the heat was on. Now that you know anyway,
I'm going to start staying the course. Again. After I had
stopped. Staying the course, that is. Which I'm going to do
now. Again..."
He just doesn't get it. It's America, stupid!"
Bush: Spy vs. Himself
12/22/2005:
The Senate put together a bill to extend the Patriot Act in
its entirety for 6 months. The House shot it down and is firing
an answering salvo by putting up a bill to extend it for only
one month.
Y'know, it was only one week ago that I was dreaming of the
Patriot Act being defeated. It seemed possible, if unlikely.
And now, the Patriot Act is hanging on by its fingernails
because the American public has had an accidental glimpse behind
the tapestry of lies. Bush ordered the NSA to spy on domestic
call traffic without a warrant, violating the Fourth Amendment
of the Constitution.
Bush is claiming that the process of getting a warrant is too
slow, and that his executive order made the process "quicker
and faster."
Quicker.
And faster.
Yeah, that's an actual quote.... From an American President...
I'm so proud...
What's odd about it is that NSA already has the power to tap
phones without a warrant, so long as they get a warrant within
72 hours (3 days, for those bad at math) after the fact. What
I think Bush really wanted is to not have to have the fact of
the search become public knowledge at all. Combine this with
the "sneak and peek" searches enabled by the so-called Patriot
Act, and you've got a President that clearly thinks you have
no right to privacy at all. Ever.
The really nifty part is, both sides of the aisle are calling
for an investigation. I wonder if Pat Roberts is going to do
his job right this time?
Bush: Hard-Headed Spy
12/18/2005:
Ok, so Bush got in front of the press and called the revelation to
the press of the execute order, which allows the NSA to conduct secret
wiretaps without a warrant, a "shameful act."
The Fourth Amendment:
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons,
house, papers and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures,
shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable
cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the
place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
I lot has been written about warrants and due process, but this
seems fairly clear to me. My privacy is sacrosanct, and to explore
my world, you have to have a warrant. The Prez feels the NSA needs
to be able to move with speed. Fine, then make the warrant process
as streamlined as possible. But you still better have a warrant,
and I better be apprised of the nature of the warrant. If I'm a
U.S. citizen, that's my right.
If you really want to do something about terrorism within our
borders, then close the borders, impose a law that says you can't
get in without a background check, and verify every foreigner
inside the borders. It's simple, really.
Bush: The Spy Who Screwed You
12/18/2005:
President Bush said Sunday night that a premature withdrawal from
Iraq would damage U.S. credibility just as insurgents are starting
to feel "a tightening noose." He also hailed the Iraqi election as
"the beginning of something new."
What noose? He talking about the same insurgents that have
invented a remote controlled and disguised, shaped charge propelled
projectile bomb that can easily penetrate any armor we have? Are
these guys feeling Bush's noose? Really?!
And the "beginning of something new" is really the ending of Bush's
country building exercise. We are never going to be able to leave
Iraq. Period. We will always have to be there to babysit this
place, or we'll have to come to terms with the notion that not
everyone likes the concept of democracy, especially the tribal
clans in Iraq and Afganistan.
Bush, you're an idiot, and so is every last person that still
thinks you aren't completely dangerous in the office you currently
hold.
Bush: The Elitist Spy
12/18/2005:
Sen. Russell Feingold, D-Wisconsin, said, "It doesn't matter how many
times he talks to members of Congress, it doesn't matter how many
times the Justice Department tells him it's ok, if it's not within
the law, if we haven't passed a law allowing it, you can't do it.
What he's doing is illegal."
Well said, Russ.
In a letter partly authored by Mr. Feingold, Democratic
Congressional leaders said, ""We believe that the President must
have the best possible intelligence to protect the American people,
but that intelligence must be produced in a manner consistent with
our Constitution and our laws, and in a manner that reflects our
values as a nation."
Values Bush swore he'd uphold. A Constitution he swore he'd
protect. Promises he didn't just break -- these were promises
he never intended to keep.
Bush: The Monkey-Faced Spy
12/18/2005:
So Bush went on the air last night and basically said, "Yeah,
I spied on you. I can do that. I'm the Prez. And you guys
knowing about it is against the law."
Again, Bushie, spying on the American people is against the
law. Wire taps without a warrant is unConstitutional. And
blowing the whistle on you is patriotic. And the NSA didn't
need special authority from you -- while they are normally
barred from domestic spying, there's a special court, the
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act Court, that can issue
warrants allowing them to spy on U.S. citizens when the need
arises.
What Bush basically did last night is say, "I'm the Man, I do
what I want, and to whomever it was that told on me: I'm coming
to get you!"
Is this the man you wanted for President? Really??!!
But I'm not done yet. This moron wants to drape himself in
the horror of 9/11 and chastise the Senate for not passing
the Patriot Act, an act that, in parts, directly diminishes your
freedoms and protections -- protections -- you
enjoy as a citizen of the United States of America. This jackass
wants to say that the Patriot Act is the only thing standing
between you and terrorists while leaving the borders wide open.
His priorities are clearly not national security. They're placed
solidly on the side of continuing to allow big business access to
cheap labor and compensating for leaving the borders wide open by
circumventing the Constitution. His need to catch terrorists only
after they've already entered the country does not supercede your
right to protect from unwarranted search and seizure. What's
laughable is that he defends his actions by saying that the Attorney
General and the President's Special Counsel said it was ok. These
people are beholden to him, to a man who now has a history of
bullying people into giving him, not what's right, but what he
wants, even when it clearly conflicts with what's right.
Again, the NSA can go to a court and get a warrant for domestic
surveillance. His executive order was illegal, period.
Don't lose sight of the fact that the man you voted for is evil.
Bush Spied On You
12/16/2005:
Early in 2002, in response to the World Trade Center attack of
September 11th, 2001,
George Bush signed an executive order allowing U.S. law enforcement
and intelligence agencies to spy on phone calls without a warrant.
The executive order was then immediately designated as classified
to prevent news of it from getting out to the American public.
George W. Bush, the man Republicans voted for and have hysterically
protected from any and all criticisms, the man who stood before an
entire nation and took an oath to protect the Constitution, gave
an executive order to directly violate that Constitution.
Refresher: The process of search and seizure by a government
agency is controlled by the judicial branch via warrants. A
warrant is a mandatory requirement before searching a person
or that person's effects, property, communications, etc.
So Gee Dub gave the CIA, NSA, FBI, and just about any other
government agency you can name, a blank check for tapping your
phone. Let's hope the guy in the middle of your conversations,
sitting in the white van parked on the curb with headphones on,
can be trusted with the information he's gleaning...
Here's a kicker: Some NSA officials were so concerned about
the legality of the program -- y'know, violating the Constitution
and all -- that they refused to participate. In fact, the heat
coming back caused Bush to temporarily suspend the executive
order last year.
So, a little quick math... For 2 years, your
right to protection from unreasonable search and seizure was
suspended by your President. And what was happening last year?
Oh yea! The election. Bush got scared that someone would pop
up, frustrated at the violation of Bush's oath, and blow the
whistle on him. Of course! That makes sense. Election year?
Time to cover your ass, smooth things over. Kind of like when
you kick that pizza crust covered dish under the sofa when you
see someone at the door. Just a quick little cover up, y'know?
Of course, then you forget the dish and a month later you're
vacuuming and you find this mummified, moldy, plate that caused
the smell you've been enduring, the smell that finally got you
to start cleaning up.
I've been saying for about... mmm... 5 years now? That we need
to do some major cleaning up. The smell of the NeoCons is getting
downright nauseating... The thing we have to keep in mind is
that the Constitution provides us with a seriously large vacuum
cleaner intended for situations just like this one. It's called
impeachment.
This comes at the same time that news breaks that the Pentagon has
been keeping a database on American citizens that, while ostensibly
used for tracking security threats, in reality contains information
on everyone they ever monitored, innocent of terrorist activities
or not.
Side note: The Patriot Act also violates the premise of obtaining
a warrant prior to search and seizure. And the Republicans are
determined to shove that down your throat as well. Just so you know.
I just want to be sure you're aware of what your government is
doing to your rights.
UPDATE: President George "Monkey Faced Frat Boy" Bush
is trying to defend his executive order. While he refuses
to confirm or deny this report, he stated to reporters,
"After 9/11, I told the American people I would do everything in
my power to protect the country, within the law, and that's
exactly how I conduct my presidency," implying that he doesn't
think the Constitution is part of the law. When pressed for
details, he refused, saying, "It would compromise our ability to
protect the people." By people, he clearly means himself and
his staff. In the mean time, people from both sides of the
Congressional aisle are stating categorically that what Bush
did was wrong. Period.
What a putz.
Two good things are coming out of this. First, more people
than ever before now understand that Bush is a clear and present
danger to the citizens
of the United States. Second, it's hurting the Patriot Act's
chances of being renewed. Senators getting ready to vote on
the bill to make portions of the Patriot Act permanent and extend
the life of other portions see this report as evidence that Bush,
Cheney, Rumsfield, and his cronies can't be trusted with the broad
(unConstitutional) powers laid out in the act.
Sen. Charles Schumer, D-New York, was on the fence up until now.
Apparently Charley was having difficulty seeing the evil in Bush
and naively thought that, surely, the U.S. government wouldn't
be subverted by its own President?! Golly gee willickers, no!
But now his tune, like other Senators waking from the slumber of
politics-as-usual, says, "Today's revelation that the government
listened in on thousands of phone conversations without getting a
warrant is shocking and has greatly influenced my vote. Today's
revelation makes it very clear that we have to be very
careful -- very careful."
Hey Charley! They should also be telling you that an investigation
into the President and his abuse of his powers is long overdue.
UPDATE: THE PATRIOT ACT GOT SHOT DOWN!! Oh, man, this
is the best news I've gotten all week!
Senators on both sides of the aisle argued that some of the act's
provisions infringe on civil rights. So I guess Congress is starting
to remember that one of their duties is to function within the scope
of the Constitution. A bipartisan group was also proposing
a three-month extension to continue debate and amend certain
provisions, but that got shot down, too.
BOOM, BABY! I think I'm going to take my kids out to
eat to celebrate. Their future just got a tad bit rosier...
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There are no WMDs in Iraq.
Never were.
No chemical weapons.
No biological weapons.
No nuclear weapons.
No possible "mushroom clouds."
Bush lied to you.
Cheney lied to you.
Condoleeza Rice lied to you.
Colin Powell lied to you.
Donald Rumsfeld lied to you.
I told you Bush was lying.
And you didn't listen.
You believed his lies.
You focused on his propoganda.
You allowed yourself to be fooled.
You re-elected him.
You elected a liar and a murderer by proxy.
I told you so.
What I Would Do If I Were President
1. Close the borders. Immediately. Put the National Guard
on border patrol until further notice. Allow migrant workers
and international travel only with background checks and permits.
2. Pull as many people as we can afford to out of Iraq and
put them back in the arms of their families. Quick rotation
to get everyone out for a time.
3. Drop Iraq as quick as we can without destabilizing it
again. "Victory" will be defined as getting everyone out of
harm's way without the new Iraq government falling apart.
4. Put the troops back in Afghanistan to catch Bin Laden.
Pressure Pakistan to fully assist us in the effort and to
allow our troops to go into Pakistan, mixed with Pakistani
troops, to search for Bin Laden until he's found, hog-tied,
and flown to U.S. soil to stand trial.
5. Tender a formal apology to the U.N. for the behaviour of
the Bush administration. In the next breath, I'd submit three
proposals. The first would outlaw preemptive war. The second
would define a set of measures every country in the U.N. would
be required to put into place that would minimize terrorist
activity in their countries. That second proposal would also
provide for collective monitoring of terrorist levels in
each country and penalties for not keeping terrorism below
acceptable levels. The third proposal would tightly coordinate
information from all law enforcement agencies around the world
to help identify and track suspected terrorists.
6. Sign the Kyoto Protocol.
7. Hand Congress a stack of bills to pass that essentially
roll back the Bush administration's damage.
Get rid of the Patriot Act.
Regulate the credit card industry, control fees,
rates that can be charged, and criteria for
raising of rates.
Modify bankruptcy law to take ability to pay into
account.
Put environmental protections back.
Put the Kyoto Protocol into action.
Reverse tax cuts for the rich.
Slash the number of "guest worker visas" to 1999 levels.
Stop trying to build a moon base.
Dump "Faith Based Programs" from the government. They
don't belong there. If you want to support your religion,
great! Please do! But don't use my tax dollars for it.
Renegotiate all the treaties that Bush broke.
Pass an Amendment to the Constitution stating that the
definition of marriage is a state issue, not a federal one.
Amend the Constitution to outlaw wiretaps of citizens
without a warrant.
8. Start the ball rolling on areas that the Bush administration
just flat-out ignored.
Pass a replacement for those portions of the Patriot Act that
dealt solely with coordinating the various law enforcement
agencies.
Regulation of the health-care industry.
School reform without holding the threat of the cut of
federal funds over the heads of teachers.
Put trade barriers in place to protect American jobs
in all sectors.
Redirect funds from a moon base (stupid boondoggle) back
to the international space station, with one modification
to its charter: it has to become a waystation for outfitting
missions to other planets. It is not enough to simply
provide a platform for doing cool experiments. I don't care
how spiders adjust to zero gravity. Give me a way to open
the solar system to development and make space commercially
viable.
Eliminate the cap on the Social Security tax.
Once tax revenues start coming in, use as much of it as
possible to rebuild the military to 1999 levels, pay off
the debt, and subsidize health care for poor U.S. citizens.
Pass a law stating that your personal information is yours,
and cannot be transfered, copied, sold, or otherwise communicated
to any individual or agency without your expressed, written
consent.
I'd put pressure on the U.N. to stand on Kim Jong Il, and I
wouldn't let for one moment, to hand over all his nukes.
I'd make our Navy available by placing warships all up and
down the North Korean shore, and they'd be armed to the gills.
Broker the opening of the border between our country and Cuba.
If you want to see Castro fall, watch what free enterprise
does to him.
Alternative forms of energy. Bush made a lot of noise about
this, then invaded an oil-rich country and opened up ANWR to
drilling. Bastard. I'll make serious inroads into using
anything except polluting fuels to generate power for our
increasingly energy-hungry society.
9. Pass laws to prevent anything like the Bush administration from
ever occurring again.
Outlaw torture across all agencies, regardless of the country
they are operating in.
Propose an Amendment to the Constitution preventing Presidents
from breaking functioning peace treaties without the approval
of Congress. "Functioning" will be defined as clearly as the
English language permits.
Pass an Amendment to the Constitution clearly protecting
private property from commercial use of "Eminent Domain".
There are times when eminent domain is useful. Bull-dozing
someone's house to build a strip mall is not one of those
times.
Amend the Constitution to provide specific language that states
that if the President ever issues an executive order that
directly and blatantly violates the Constitution, that President
shall be found in violation of his oath of office and relieved
of duty immediately.
Formalize the right to Congressional filibuster via law.
10.
Logitech Complaint
12/16/2005:
My old Logitech keyboard died today. In the literature that
came with my new keyboard, my old one looks a lot like the
Cordless MX Duo, although the picture on their website of the
MX Duo isn't the same. And the area in which they're different
is what I'm griping about.
Who's the moron at Logitech that decided to take the 6 key
block of navigation keys away, move the insert key up into
the function key row, make the delete key HUGE, and move the
Home, End, PgUp and PgDn keys around? What jerkweed rearranged
a perfectly good, high-speed-typing keyboard? Now every time
I reach for the insert or home keys, I end up hitting either
the irritatingly massive delete key or the backslash key, and
when I reach for the insert key -- which I do frequently when
pasting with Shift-Insert -- I hit the backspace key instead.
Well, whoever it was, someone tell him he's an ass. I'd hunt
him down online and write him a nasty-gram, but every time I
try to type anything more complicated than a simple sentence
with this stupid keyboard, it takes me 5 times as long because
I keep hitting the wrong damn navigation keys........ GGGRRRRR!!!
Hillary Clinton: Flag Burning
12/16/2005:
Hillary, burning a flag is Constitutionally protected free
speech. Period. You won't ever catch me doing it, but even so,
don't touch my Constitutional rights. Bush has done that more
than enough. Don't be like him, ok?
Patriot Act: Defeatable
12/15/2005:
The House passed House Bill 3199 which extends portions of the Patriot
Act and makes other parts permanent. The vote went like this:
| | Yea | Nay | Not Voting |
| Rep. | 208 | 17 | 6 |
| Dem. | 43 | 154 | 5 |
| Other | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| TOTAL | 251 | 172 | 11 |
So let's juggle the numbers a bit, shall we? Let's say that
all the Democrats voted, and that none of them forgot to
protect the Constitution. Then the numbers look like this:
| | Yea | Nay | Not Voting |
| Rep. | 208 | 17 | 6 |
| Dem. | 0 | 202 | 0 |
| Other | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| TOTAL | 208 | 219 | 6 |
Well, look at that! The greatest threat to the Constitution
since the country was founded would have been defeated! That's
just amazing, isn't it? A little solidarity in the face of a
critical threat to the country's foundation would have won the
day. Hm.
I'm going to look for a list of the jerks that flaunted your
basic rights as U.S. citizens, and I'm going to post it here,
and when election time comes around, I'm going to urge you to
vote against these individuals. This can't be tolerated.
As Benjamin Franklin famously wrote, "He who would give up
Liberty in exchange for temporary security, deserves neither
Liberty nor security."
Did you ever notice that the founding
fathers frequently -- more often than not -- capitalized the
word "Liberty?" It was that important to them. Something of
that sentiment has been lost since then, as reflected in the
cavalier attitudes of our government today.
Iraq: What Is Victory?
12/15/2005:
Bush seems to have difficulty defining "victory" as it
applies to Iraq. See, to claim victory, you first have to
review your goals. So let's consult the ancient texts and
read what the original goal was.... hmmmm... Ah! Here
it is:
To Eliminate Iraq's Weapons Of Mass Destruction.
But there weren't any, and while we knew that before we
went in, it was the (over)stated purpose for spending
billions of dollars and thousands of lives. You remember,
"We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud."
Yeah, right....
Ok, so then we restated it to something easy, something we'd
already done:
To Eliminate An Evil Tyrant.
Which we did. Already. Before we readjusted our stated
goals. Y'know, I wish I could do that. When I fail to
make a deadline, I wish I could just restate what the
objective is to something I've already completed.
My boss:"Todd, the hardware interface in version 9.1 isn't done yet."
Me: I think for a moment, pull out a piece of paper, scribble
furiously, and hand it to my boss.
My boss:"You scratched out 'Hardware Interface' and wrote
in 'Plug-In API'. But you finished that 6 months ago..."
Me: "Victory!! Mission Accomplished! Woo! I'm #1, I'm #1!"
Fortunately for the company, my boss is smarter than 59 million
people in the U.S. (actually, it's a safe bet that she's
smarter than 99% of the U.S.), and she'd probably fire my sorry
butt if I seriously tried to pull that. And frankly, I'd
expect it. Who wouldn't?
Oh, wait...
Novak: Bush Knows Who Leaked
12/15/2005:
Today it was reported that Bob Novak told a Raleigh, NC,
newspaper that he would "be amazed" if Bush didn't know
the identity of the Novak's other, as-yet secret, informant
in the highest echelons of our government. And since he's
already admitted that Karl Rove was one source, who else
would be standing right next to the President, muttering
darkly in his ear, growling profanities at all who oppose
the NeoCon world domination plan? Why... let's see....
Hmmmm.....
Wait! I've got it! Dick Cheney, the evil emperor
himself!
Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer urged Bush to identify
Novak's source or to say that he does not know who it is.
In other words, "Hey Bushie! Tell us who it is, or go on
record that you don't know! That way we either have your
evil henchman, or we have yet another lie upon which to
impale you and your party of uber-rich elitists!"
Of course, Bush had no comment. Because that's the only
way to preserve himself at any cost nowadays, by just
keeping his big dumb trap shut.
Bush: Responsible For Nothing
12/15/2005:
Yesterday, Bush accepted responsibility for the fact that
we went to war based on bad intelligence. What he didn't
admit to was knowing the intelligence was bad before he made
his case for war to the United States Congress. It's kind of
like saying you feel bad that someone died without admitting
that you pulled the trigger. It's a useless statement. Of
course, such an admission would be a federal offense and grounds
for impeachment, so don't expect Bush to confirm
the statements of dozens of people that were in a position to
either validate the intelligence or hear the arguments first
hand against using bad intelligence to make the case for
invading a sovereign nation that didn't pose a threat to
the United States or its interests. Because that would just be
stupid, now wouldn't it? Best to hold on as long as possible,
wreaking as much damage as possible. He's a butt-rich elitist;
did you expect anything less that complete, to-the-last-drop
self preservation?
Jerk Lifetime Achievement Award: Zell Miller
12/10/2005:
Zell Miller has done badly by Georgia, his home state for
over 25 years. As its Governor and as a Senator, he has kissed
up to big business for his entire career, supporting tax breaks
for the rich, tax increases for the middle class, slashed programs
for the poor and disabled. With Presidents, he kisses up to
whomever he thinks will win. He supported Clinton,
then he supported Bush, Jr. He has voted against environmental
protections, even for drilling in ANWR on multiple occasions.
He outright slammed the party that put him in power, the Democrats,
when he supported Bush in 2004, by alleging that he could no longer
trust the Democrats to protect his most cherished treasure, his
family. Of course, by then, Bush had lied to get us into a war that
has killed 2100+ U.S. servicemen to date, killed hundreds of
thousands of innocent Iraqis, and created the greatest breeding
ground for future terrorists this world now knows.
I wish Georgia would pull its collective head out of the sand
and fire this numbskull, ASAP, before he screws up the future of
my children and well as his any more than he already has.
Kyoto in Montreal: Of Bullies And Saints
12/10/2005:
Montreal hosted a two-week U.N. conference on global warming,
a follow-up to the Kyoto Protocol meetings. The U.S. sent
delegates, and Bill Clinton was invited to attend as well as
a sort of independent ambassador from the U.S. After this
past week was up, the positions taken could be summed up as
follows:
Bush: We'll cut greenhouse gas emissions when we feel like it.
We're not signing anything. In the future, we can talk about it
all you like, and we might even cut a deal now and then with
neigboring countries if the politics are right, but we're not
going to do anything, and you can't make us.
Clinton: Bush is just flat wrong. Al Gore championed this
cause because it's the right thing to do. We have a responsibility
to the world, to our children, and to the generations that
follow to set the stage for mature management of our planet.
As the biggest greenhouse gas emitter, and with the consensus
of the scientific community, we must take responsibility for
our actions and join the efforts to reduce the harmful effect
we're having on the environment.
Bush: These accords will hurt our economy, and scientists say
all this muck about global warming is hooey.
Clinton: The handful of unqualified pseudo-scientists that
you pay to say what you want said don't count against the
thousands of qualified scientists in all related fields that
are sounding the alarm about the effects that we're just
beginning to see due to global warming. As for the economy,
inventing and manufacturing technology for reducing
emissions has enormous commercial potential, and "carbon
marketing" will reduce the effect of the controls as industries
that don't need their carbon allotment sell it to industries
that need more than their carbon allotment. Y'know, with your
dumb, bully attitude, it's no wonder the U.S. has been awarded
more "Fossil Awards" (awards given for silliest and most
backward comments at these conferences) than all other nations
combined.
Bush: Shut up, fat boy!
Clinton: Bite my butt, frat monkey!
Bush: Why I'll --
Clinton: Yeah? Bring it. The biggest thing in Texas will
be the sound of me cracking your head like a walnut...
Ok, I'm off on a tangent now...
Patriot Act: House vs. Senate
12/9/2005:
The Patriot Act chaps my hide. It's a knee-jerk slash at the
Constitution in response to the September 11th, 2001, terrorist
attack on the WTC. It rips at the very heart of our freedoms in
a way that makes it no easier to address the problem of terrorists
within our borders.
If the government was really interested in stopping terrorists,
they'd have closed the borders by now and tightly regulated
immigration.
Since a complete review of the Patriot Act would put you into
a coman, let's just cover the parts that are holding up Congress
right now:
National Security Letters: These allow the FBI to
print out a form letter, sign it, and force a business to divulge
all your records. No proof, no reason, no warrant, no notification,
no check and balance, this is a complete violation of your privacy.
House: no change. Senate: require a judge's signature.
Degree of suspicion: This is the burden of proof
placed on the FBI that they must meet before a warrant for a record
search must be approved. House: subject need only be "relevant"
to a terrorism case, a term that is loosely defined at best in
the Patriot Act. Senate: the search must pertain to information
that directly relates to the terrorist or spy in question.
Gag orders and searches: House: the subject of a
record search cannot discuss or disclose the search to anyone
except his/her attorney. Senate: subject can publicly object
to the search. For me this is a First Amendment issue, and
the Patriot Act is in direct violation of that amendment on
this point.
Sneak and Peek warrants: These allow authorities
to search your house and belongings without notifying you. Can
you say, "Due process?" Another Constitutional violation of the
most egregious type. House: Authorities must notify you within
30 days, but can obtain any number of 90 day extensions from a
judge. Senate: Authorities have 7 days to notify you that a search
took place, no extensions. Neither one sits well with me -- by
the Constitution, authorities can arrest and hold you for 72 hours
without charges, but after that they must state the nature of the
arrest or let you go. This is no different: If a search is
conducted, I think you should be notified within 72 hours that the
search took place.
All in all, the Senate appears to be upholding its pledge to
protect the Constitution better than the House. I'll be reviewing
the voting record for the Patriot Act and targeting those that
didn't vote against it when I go to the polls next year.
Dean vs. Clinton
12/9/2005:
Howard Dean in the press a lot. He has held court over the Iraq
war for months, and recently announced a plan for "strategic
redeployment" of troops out of Iraq that the Democratic Party
can coalesce around.
Dean sounds like he really wants to be President.
Mr. Dean, please don't try. Don't muddy the waters. Don't put
the Democratic Party at such a disadvantage. I realize that now
everyone feels you were unjustly muddied by the "Yeehaw!" incident,
but you would be much more effective at righting the wrongs of the
current administration if you were Hillary's VP. An active and
forceful VP that would be a natural successor when she finishes
her eight year tenure, a VP that not only would be a shoo-in, but
in all likelihood, an eight year President as well. That's a game
plan any Dem can get behind after the NeoCon disaster that is
President George W. Bush.
Clinton vs. Bush
12/9/2005:
Bill Clinton, who as president championed the Kyoto Protocol clamping
controls on "greenhouse gases," was scheduled to speak at the conference
Friday afternoon -- in an unofficial capacity but potentially at a
critical point in backroom talks involving the U.S. delegation.
And boy, is Bush mad. More accurately, the U.S. envoys were "displeased."
"They haven't protested formally, but they're annoyed," a source in the
Canadian government, conference host, said of the U.S. delegates. "They're
not infuriated, but they're not thrilled."
(Hee hee!)
Clinton was invited by the City of Montreal to speak in the main
conference hall between the official morning and afternoon plenary
sessions, a speech that is being eagerly anticipated by hundreds of
delegates from 180 countries.
It must suck when the smart kid stands up in class and makes you look
really stupid. I wouldn't know -- I was always that smart kid -- but
Bush is probably grinding his teeth and kicking his dog right about
now. "Gosh-durned Rhodes Scholar momma's boy, always tryin' to make
me look dumb!" Yup, 'fraid so, Bushie. And with all due respect to
Mrs. Clinton, he gets all the babes, too.
It sucks to be Bush.
Christmas vs. Holidays
12/9/2005:
I am sick to death of hearing the phrase, "Happy Holidays."
My family has decided that we will not be shopping at stores that
advertise "Holiday Sales" or avoid the use of the word "Christmas",
and the only time we're going to give money to charity collectors
at store doorways is if they wish us a Merry Christmas rather than
a "Happy Holiday."
Look, folks, this particular holiday is about the birth of Christ.
I don't have to be a religious nutcase to want the reason for this
time of year preserved. In the spirit of Christ, I want to share
this time with people of all religious persuasions, and I want us
to remember that, even if you think conservative whack jobs need
their mouths duct-taped shut for life, we would all do well to model
our lives after the example that Jesus created. As with all things,
parts of that example and what they meant are open to interpretation,
but the Golden Rule is pretty straightforward, and it's the best
law to live by I've ever come across.
So don't go over the deep end patronizing people who get offended
at stupid crap. Advertise Christmas or just shut up. Anything
else makes you look like a marketing pansy.
Kansas: Educational Civil War Part II
12/9/2005:
Following the announcement that the University Of Kansas has
declared war on the Kansas Board of Education for ruling that
intelligent design must be taught opposite evolution as a
competing and scientifically valid theory, Paul Mirecki, who
you'll recall is the chairman of the religious
studies department at KU, said in a private email that somehow
got leaked: "The fundies want it all taught in a science class,
but this will be a nice slap in their big fat face by teaching
it as a religious-studies class under the category 'myth'".
Beautiful.
Ann Coulter: Plagiarist?
12/9/2005:
In response to being booed off-stage at a university, Ann Coulter,
the arrogant, racist, sexist, jingoist, foaming at the mouth Rabid
Chihauhau of the Right, said, "I love to engage in repartee with
people who are stupider than I am."
A handy guideline which, when applied, keeps her audiences
small enough to fit in the car with her while she's commuting.
She even said that Bill Clinton was an "executive buffoon" who
won the presidency only because Ross Perot took 19 percent of the
vote. She declined to explain the overwhelming reelection of
Clinton. Sounds like sour grapes to me. The next time we have
a President that is unfaithful, he'd better sleep with Ms. Coulter
so she can feel included. Seems she feels slighted or something...
But even so, I have to take exception. Clearly she has been
visiting my site and has paraphrased my slogan here, adopted
since the fiasco in 2004 that has been mislabeled in the
self-deluded conservative-dominated press as (making quotation
marks in the air with my fingers) The Presidential Election (HA!),
"Because I'm smarter than you are." No, I don't actually think
that I'm automatically smarter than every single reader that comes
through this site. Just the Republicans.
Clearly Ms. Coulter (it just occurred to me that you could puke
and recognizably pronounce her name at the same time) lacks
the creativity to come up with her own insults, and the President,
with snappy quips like, "Nah nah," and "I know you are but what
am I," is not providing sufficient inspiration.
I once considered creating a "Todd's Opinions Of the Month B-Otch Award"
for Ms. Coulter, but realized I'd have to immediately
retire it.....
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