Bush Finally Acknowledges the NAACP
7/20/2006:
Bush finally met with the NAACP. For six years, he's ignored them.
For six years he ignored the fact that predominately black counties'
votes were not counted in the 2000 and 2004 elections. For the
last year, he ignored the staggering losses the black communities
in New Orleans suffered at the hands of hurricanes Rita and Katrina.
But now that the November elections are looking iffy for the Republican
Party, Bush has decided to turn on the charm like nothing bad ever
happened. He tied himself to Lincoln's legacy during his speech. He
joked, he grinned, he made sure to bring Condie Rice along, he made it
sound like the Republican Party was the only party blacks in America
should trust.
What a bunch of hooie.
Black Americans, never forget that this man didn't care about you
and probably would have been perfectly content to continue pretending
you didn't exist if the Republican Party hadn't so desparately wanted
to hold on to its death grip on the power in Washington, DC.
Why Iraq And Not Lebanon?
7/19/2006:
Experts on the Middle East have been asking this question since
late 2002 when Bush first started making noise about invading Iraq:
"Why Iraq and not Lebanon?"
Quick review: With Saddam in power, the Shi'ites and
Sunnis weren't fighting each other in Iraq (no civil war), there
were no "insurgents" (patriots fighting an invading or occupying force),
there was no connection between Saddam and Al Qaeda (they petitioned
him for support and he told them to stick it), and the Kurds were irritable
but weren't bucking for their own country (which would have completely
ticked off Turkey and destabilized that area).
Additionally, Al Qaeda was on the run, the Taliban had been
kicked out of Afghanistan, and we were in the business of
hunting down Bin Laden. We weren't making a lot of progress
with at finding him, but it was expected to be an ongoing process,
and we already knew that he'd slipped through Tora Bora and managed
to skate across the border with Pakistan where the Taliban had, and
still has, a major presence.
So we wanted, ostensibly, to go after Saddam because he had weapons
of mass destruction -- that we actually knew he didn't have -- and
to fight terrorism. As in, "better there than here."
What we didn't do, even though what we really needed in a "War On
Terrorism" was to go after terrorist organizations, was invade the
countries where known terrorist organizations live. Lebanon has
been home to the Hezbollah for decades, and the Palestinian organization
Hamas has fought every attempt at a peace accord with Israel through
suicide bombers and random rocket attacks. Both of these organizations
have professed a deep desire to attack American interests as well as
Israeli. Why didn't we invade Lebanon? Why didn't we walk in,
announce that we would be in town long enough to clean up some
terrorists, tell the Lebanese Army not to interfere, and do something
positive about the terrorists. Door to door, on the ground type clean
up activities. And why didn't we get together with the Israeli
government, surround all the Palestinians, and go door to door picking
up Hamas members? I mean, if you wanted to do something about terrorism
rather than tearing a country to shreds that we already controlled,
then why didn't we go after these two organizations?
And I'll tell you what got me to thinking about this: the Lebanese
people. They are paying a terrible price for their government's
inability to control the establishment of the Hezbollah on their
border. Israel is out of its mind right now bombing Beirut and every
other town they can reach. Whether they are to blame is a matter
of conjecture that I won't address right now, but suffice to say that
the Lebanese people just want the bombing to stop. Innocents are
being wiped out. And that's just wrong. So why didn't we use our
amazing military might to do the right thing?
If we're really
committed to wiping out terrorism in our "War On Terror", why didn't
we wage war on terrorist groups?
Bush: Ignorance Prompts First Veto
7/19/2006:
Today, the MFFB decided that it was time to dust off his pen
and issue his very first veto ever. Not that he really gives
a crap about stem cell research -- my twelve year old understands
the underlying issues better than he does -- but it reassures his
fundamentalist whack job supporters that the Republicans support
their views. Even though they don't. See, Congress would like
to overturn his veto, but while they could easily find a majority
of Congressmen to support that effort, the required two-thirds
needed to actually overturn the veto may be more than they can
rally.
Bush decided that teasing apart an undifferentiated blastocyst,
consisting of between 50 and 150 cells -- less tissue than you can
pick up with the naked eye -- was a human being and therefore using
discarded blastocysts from in vitro fertilization efforts was
tantamount to using "boys and girls" as "spare parts."
Nevermind
that we treat them as waste when we discard them anyway -- who
the heck is going to give birth to a litter of children just
because a dozen embryos were successfully created during the
in vitro preparation process? -- just so long as we don't use
these balls of cells, which can't think, react, feel pain or
anything else for that matter, in any positive manner to advance
science. No, rather than tease apart the stem cells to do
research, Bush feels we should send them into the sewer lines.
Nice.
Fortunately, his action doesn't outlaw stem cell research, it
just prevents federal funding for it. The 60 lines of stem cells
that were available to scientists are, in large part, tainted
and unusable. Best case, private funding continues and scientists
are able to derive replacement lines so research can continue
into treatments for cancer and spinal injuries, organ replacement,
muscle and bone repair or replacement, etc. You name it, stem
cells are the starting point for medical technologies only imagined
in science fiction to date.
Could we PLEASE get Al Gore into this office? I mean, really
folks. We need someone INTELLIGENT who can take us out of the frikkin'
stone age and back into the age of enlightenment and science.
Dear God above, help your creation to stop acting so STUPID.
Still In Love With the MFFB
7/19/2006:
I saw a white Ford dually in Modesto a couple of days ago.
It had a license plate that read, "LOVEGW", and to clarify, the
vanity plate below that read, "Bush." How unfortunate. To be
stuck with a license plate like that. That's what happens when
you fall in love with a goober that doesn't belong in that office.
Perhaps the fellow driving it has a blue dress that he only brings
out to reminesce about the one time he actually met the Monkey
Faced Frat Boy. I dunno. Sounds personal, doesn't it?
If my family hadn't been in the car, I'd have followed him and
asked him how he felt now. I wonder if he feels like the abused
girlfriend who, with her arm in a cast and sunglasses to hide the
blackened eyes, continues to proclaim her love for her boyfriend
while everyone around her begs her to come to her senses.
Or, like some morons who are determined to stand by the guy they
voted for as he plunges them into the very depths of hell, does
he actually intend to wave the MFFB's banner and cheer Rush Limbaugh
(broadcasting from prison by this time) as he tells people years
later that George was the best ass-kickin' president this country
ever had, killing Rag-Head Camel Jockie Commie Pinkos and taking
names to preserve freedom?
What an ass. One thing I can definitively tell you about this
dip is that he doesn't read, only listens to Fox News, and never
votes for anyone unless they're a Republican, no matter how dirty
they are. He believes what the Republican propoganda machine puts out,
that Democrats are gun-hating, abortion-loving, God-killing, flag-burning,
gay-envying, tree-hugging, sandal-wearing, anti-American, big
government tax and spend hippies and anarchists who are doing nothing
less than tearing this country apart. He hated Clinton, who created
more jobs and prosperity, better foreign relations and good will,
cut government way down, created the largest budget surplus in history,
and protected the rights of all Americans, not because he did all this
and protected the environment and natural resources for future
generations as well, but because he was a Democrat, boo-frikkin'-hoo.
If anyone knows the ass I'm talking about, show him how to use a
computer and have him write me an email. I'd love to meet him
sometime.
Bush: Fiddling While Middle East Burns
7/19/2006:
George Bush has uttered some profanities about it, but he has
taken a largely hands off approach to the volcanic conflict
between Israel, Hamas, and Hezbollah and the tremendous damage
its doing to the Lebanese and Israeli people. While Lebanon
burns, George is fiddling. Why?
Let's put it in terms that matter to George the Elitist: Here
we have a conflict that has already disrupted oil prices, adversely
affected stocks and the Dow, and threatens to slow our economy as
a result. While restocking all sides of this conflict will mean
big dollars for a small handful of American companies, overall this
translates into a negative hit. So why not take a stronger stance?
There are two reasons. First, we can't commit our military to
taking a part in the conflict in any way. Primarily because George
has wasted most of our military in Iraq (which, it bears repeating,
was a war engineered on lies and designed to both deflect American
interest from the failed search for Bin Laden and give George political
currency that he has since overspent) and because enrollment in the
military is down so drastically that he'd have to reinstitute the
draft to man such an action. And such a move,
spending more American lives in the Middle East as though they were
toys and not people, would be disastrous politically. Secondly,
though, and this is key, is that this conflict is diverting American
attention from the Iraq war.
As Lou Dobbs was quick to point out,
we lost 10 Americans and more than 300 Iraqis just last week. Did
you see that on the news? Did you hear about it? Did you think
about it? No, because it's become tedious hearing about all the
people being lost in Iraq. And before that, it had become tedious
hearing about the losses in Afghanistan. Are you aware that the
Taliban are back in Afghanistan and killing our soldiers there?
Did you even notice? Or have you become so inured of hearing about
the country George abandoned and the Al Qaeda leader George *hasn't*
been chasing that you've completely blocked it out?
In summation,
George doesn't have the resources to do it well, and if he tries
anyway, his political goose will be cooked, and right in time
for the November elections. But more than that, he needed something
on the news that took attention away from the news grind of American
and Iraqi deaths in the war he started for no good damn reason.
Bush: Not Southern
7/17/2006:
Bush was caught on an open microphone at a G8 luncheon chatting
candidly with Tony Blair about the escalating war between Israel,
Hezbollah, and Hamas. He used some colorful language during that
chat, and of course news agencies just love showing Bush acting
like a moron, so that got everyone in a news-flash tizzy.
But what caught my attention was how the President was eating.
What a slob. Just before the "sh*t" hit the mic, our glorious
leader was masticating a piece of bread he'd gnawed off like a
cow chewing its cud. You can barely hear Mr. Blair's words over
the noise of Bush smacking his food.
I'd always heard that Texas wasn't part of the South, it was
part of the West, because Texans had no manners. I always thought
that was unfair. Now, though, we have Texas' shining star on
international television proving me wrong.
No. No. I'm not going to generalize Texans that way. I'm just
going to make fun of Gee Dub and the parents he's mortifying with
his every move and word. Geez, George and Barbara, couldn't you
teach this kid ANYTHING? He has no morals, no character, no
regard for human life, no respect, no spine, no loyalty, no
patriotism. Couldn't you have at least taught him basic manners?
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There are no WMDs in Iraq.
Never were.
No chemical weapons.
No biological weapons.
No nuclear weapons.
No possible "mushroom clouds."
Bush lied to you.
Cheney lied to you.
Condoleeza Rice lied to you.
Colin Powell lied to you.
Donald Rumsfeld lied to you.
I told you Bush was lying.
And you didn't listen.
You believed his lies.
You focused on his propoganda.
You allowed yourself to be fooled.
You re-elected him.
You elected a liar and a murderer by proxy.
I told you so.
Hawking's Question
7/7/2006:
Stephen Hawking, famed physicist, posed the following question
on Yahoo Answers: "In a world that is in chaos politically, socially
and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years?"
Over 1700 people attempted to answer the question. The answers ranged
from pessimistically insightful to odd and boring.
I guess what people didn't understand is that the question is
rhetorical. Given the context posed in the question, mankind is
doomed to extinction or, at the least, a shameful fall from grace.
Allow me to expound by hitting on the topics that seem most pertinent.
It helps if one thinks reposes the question in terms of an alien races
and why we've never seen or even overheard one.
Energy. Oil will begin to be depleted. I don't doubt
that we'll continue for the next 100 years finding new and innovative
ways to produce crude oil and similar complex hydrocarbon fluids, but
demand will outstrip supply no matter how it's done. Corn-based ethanol
would seem to be the heir-apparent, but that requires space, water --
increasingly valuable commodities -- and fertilizers which pollute
water sources through field run-off. Solar power production requires
space, but as solar films becomes easier to produce and more efficient,
solar may become a viable means of mass produced energy. The problem
with solar is, again, pollution created during its production, although
that is much lower per watt produced than ethanol. Wind seems great,
but windmills break down, so it's not as economical as one might first
think. Wave energy is new and not viable as of yet, nor does it appear
that it will ever make major contributions to the overall energy
budget. That leaves coal -- which releases megatons of carbon no matter
how it's burned -- and nuclear. Nuclear creates waste that mankind
hasn't figured out a good way to handle, but it would certainly see us
through the next century. I doubt anyone is to produce a fusion generator
worth the trouble in next hundred years, but if they did, that would be
the panacea to all our energy woes.
2. Food. If we stopped the human population for growing
by even one more person, we would still have major problems producing
enough food to feed everyone. We don't feed everyone now. Look at the
people starving in various places in Africa. Heck, we have people
starving America, although that's an issue of poverty, not production.
But if we continue growing at the rate we are, there simply won't be
enough food to go around, regardless of how much money you have. We
can only pull so much food out of the ground and the ocean. They are
not limitless, and entire species of animals are disappearing as we
eat our way through their populations. Too bad you can't eat electricity.
3. Environment. I like to rant about how Bush is
destroying our environment, whether it's drilling in ANWAR or giving
American industry carte blanche to pollute our air, water, and earth
with toxins and heavy metals. He's sold off our future to aid his
corporate buddies. He's given the elite the money to invest in order
to stave off the coming disaster. Well, good for him, bad for you.
But it may not matter because our climate is starting to show the
effects of global warming, and it's going to get truly ugly before
it gets better. It wouldn't be so bad if Al Gore had been awarded
the election he won rather than it being given to the loser, Bush, but
only because Al is smart enough to understand what's going to happen if
we don't stop our current industrial practices. As the planet heats
up, we're going to be wasting a vast amount of our resources attempting
to protect cities that should rightfully disappear beneath the waves
including but not limited to New Orleans, New York, most of Florida and
the east coast, and a respectable amount of the west coastline. Along
with that, areas in the U.S. used to grow food are going to undergo
climate changes that may make them too wet, dry, or windy to grow the
foods that have historically been produced there. There goes more of
our food supply and living space.
4. Resources. I'm a big believer that, as some nations
weaken, other nations will step up to take them over. National lines
are going to be redrawn a lot in the next 100 years, and most of that
will be strong countries taking over weak ones to exploit their resources.
Genocide will rear it's ugly head as one people exercises the final
solution to their envy of their neighbor's property. And they will
be called the "Resource Wars."
5. Outer space. The sci-fi fanatics in the audience will
make statements like, "The only way to survive is to get off this
planet!" That's so naive. We simply do not have the technology to
survive on another planet in large groups for a lifetime. And I don't
mean, we don't know how to get there and how to live there, because
clearly we can go to the moon and back, and people have lived quite
comfortably for extended periods on the Internaional Space Station.
I mean, we don't have the means to take a town of people and put them
on, say, Mars. Because the business of running a town is vastly
different from putting three highly trained and carefully screened
scientists on a space platform for 150 days at a time. Right now,
we'd have to get there without everyone on the ship suffering
staggering genetic mutations from cosmic rays, we'd have to transport
everything we'll ever need because there wouldn't we wouldn't have
manufacturing capabilities for years, and we wouldn't have the ability
to grow enough food to sustain everyone until the pressurized farming
domes were built and water could be produced by cooking the rocks....
On the other hand... Getting all that stuff into space will
be easier once we get a space elevator built, and given the immense
profits and advantages that could be realized by the first nation to
build such a device, I'm positive it will happen in the next 100 years.
I still don't think we'll be living on Mars, but we'll reach it, pat
ourselves on the back, and then wonder what we're going to do with it,
just like we did the Moon.
6. The Final War. The "living on another planet" argument
is going to be moot, because things are already as bad as they are
and we can't make that jump quick enough to avoid what is coming.
At some point, China and the U.S. are going to come to blows. BIG
blows. And when they do, the rest of the world is going to join in,
and then the nukes will be unleashed. Maybe Pakistan and India will
start the party. Maybe Iran or Israel. Maybe Russia and Europe.
But it won't matter, because the end game will result in the near
annihilation of every living thing on the planet. The people of
South America, if they were smart and biding their time, will take over
as the collective powers in this hemisphere, and Africa, if it's
still there, will take over on their half. I'm betting on Brazil as
the new superpower when it's over. We won't wipe ourselves out, but
if there isn't a nation left with decent industrial capabilities, we
might slip back to an earlier stage of civilization. More the Iron
Age than the Silicon Age. At least for the 100 years that follow that
war.
7. The Only Solution. The only way to avoid all of this
is for a single governing body to come into power, take over the
world, and regulate everything mentioned above. Clean energy only,
balanced food production and distribution, attacking the problem of
global warming like our lives depend on it, careful husbanding of
our resources, population control, and a serious focus on easy,
economical, efficient space travel and colonization. And you know
what? It ain't gonna happen. No way, no how. Nationalism is the
only thing we know, and it's how ugly little men who crave power
attain it. There are too many people right now only too eager to
carve a nation into smaller parts so they can have a piece of the pie.
8. The Unknown. Let's pretend for a moment that we
manage to limp along for another century, making adjustments as we
need to in order to continue to survive. In that case, my biggest
fear is science. I actually believe we'll survive anything we can
do to each other, but let's review -- we've never heard so much as
a peep from an alien civilization. Why? Well, I have a theory on
that, it amounts to this: once a civilization becomes scientifically
advanced enough, they all trip up and make the same mistake, the one
mistake that not only wipes them out, but takes their entire solar
system with them in a single pop. And wouldn't you like to know what
that one mistake is, that one fatal misstep, that single oversight,
that one risk they shouldn't have taken? Yeah, so would I. If you
figure it out, write me. But my theory is that our supercolliders
will be the death of us. No kidding. The next generation of supercolliders
is supposed to be so powerful that we'll be able to produce extremely
small black holes. You remember, those things that suck up everything
around them, so powerful that light can't escape them, etc., etc.?
Well, these will be so small that they'll burn themselves up almost
instantaneously in a burst of radiation and particles. Cool, huh?
Except that won't be good enough. Next they'll make bigger ones,
big enough to trap, collect, and bottle them. And when they have
enough of those, some smart cookie will wonder what would happen
if you accelerated them and collided them. And one day, in some
lab somewhere, you'll hear a switch click, a humming stop, and some
college intern say, "Oops." The next news report will be about how
the kid accidentally dropped a baseball-sized black hole that has
fallen to the center of the earth and is busy consuming it from the
inside out, and how we have roughly a month before the earth starts
to collapse in on itself, and good luck everybody, over and out...
Ok, so maybe it won't be the supercolliders, but something really,
really bad could happen, something we can't foresee that would
obviate all the whining about the environment and peace and love
and unity and respect and....
Well, this has been a fun ramble. Gotta run.
Ken Lay: Dodging Prison the Hard Way
7/7/2006:
A couple of days ago, Ken Lay, former CEO of Enron and pillager of
his employees retirement funds and stock investments, after having
been found guilty of fraud and due to be sentenced to several
centuries in prison, had the audacity to up and die before he could
put in prison for the rest of his life.
One of George W. Bush's best friends -- no surprise there -- Ken
Lay was due to be stuffed into a prison cell to spend his days thinking
about the lives he ruined when he made the decision to pursue stealing
every cent he could from those that worked for him. Now justice is
denied.
And the Lay family has decided to cremate him. No wonder, since there
are so many people that would probably have attempted to steal his sorry
corpse to recoup their losses, prying his fillings out, selling his bones
and organs, and finally using what was left to create weird artworks or
just chili meat...
But the real injustice is that his death complicates the efforts of
those that would sue him. Now his estate will be wrapped up in probate
court. The saga just drags on and on. I feel really bad for the folks
that worked for Enron. I can't imagine what I'd do if someone convinced
me to sink my entire life savings into a company I worked for, only to
find out that the company was little more than a shell for corporate
stock fraud and due to fold in days. Talk about bitter.
Bush: Wrong and Hated
7/6/2006:
Today, Bush was quoted as saying he'd, "rather be wrong than
popular."
All the more tragic that he's neither.
Bush: Blowing Sunshine
7/6/2006:
On Larry King, Bush predicted that Republicans would keep their
majorities in Congress this November, "Because we're right on
winning this war on terror, and we've got a good economic record."
Staggering, isn't it?
The Bush administration and the GOP-oppressed Congress were wrong
to pursue the war in Iraq when Bin Laden was still runing around
loose, they've devastated the economy, the huge budget surplus,
educational funding, Social Security, VA benefits, environmental
protections, all our peace treaties, all our foreign relations,
most of the Bill of Rights, high tech and manufacturing jobs,
etc., etc. This isn't a matter of
conjecture or opinion, it's part of the public record.
Do Bush's handlers ever let him see an actual newspaper, or do
they tell him only what they want him to know to keep him loyal
to their cause, whatever evil that may be?
It's a credit to Larry that he didn't fly across the table and
slap the mortal crap out of Bush, screaming, "WAKE UP!!!"
Site Notes
7/6/2006:
I've modified the site a bit. I didn't get
rid of the frames, but I changed the font, style, size,
and contents of the views list, and I'll be adding ad space to all pages,
and putting some Flash content in the header and footer.
What I won't be doing is adding a visitor blog. Tactfully put,
while most of the people that email me about my views are highly
educated, well-read, insightful, and thought-provoking, some of
the folks that stop through here are morons, and I don't wish to
give them anything resembling equal time on my personal soapbox.
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